Useless Superpowers
Plus, if you illegalize gay marriage, soon you’ll have to illegalize ALL gay marriage!

Plus, if you illegalize gay marriage, soon you’ll have to illegalize ALL gay marriage!

One third of my followers are porn blogs…

Is that metric?

Is that metric?

I got a package from Thailand today. Addressed to my former internet screen name. With a birthday present inside and a note in Thai. I haven’t been on that site in 2 years…

bryansobe:

please and thank you

bryansobe:

please and thank you

… wut

… wut

ilovecharts:

via conceivability, krystalgomez & weeks101

Times like this make me wish I was wealthy.

ilovecharts:

via conceivabilitykrystalgomez & weeks101

Times like this make me wish I was wealthy.

I just realized that I’ve never dated a girl who would wear a pokemon shirt OR a pokebra. I’m now questioning how I live my life.

I just realized that I’ve never dated a girl who would wear a pokemon shirt OR a pokebra. I’m now questioning how I live my life.

soulofapoet:

orbofjonfusion:grassmah:
My heart just exploded. 

ADORABLE

soulofapoet:

orbofjonfusion:grassmah:

My heart just exploded. 

ADORABLE

It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
Carl Sagan (via fictionz)